No Sex

Post all jokes and funnies in here

Moderators: Tank, AstroDubz, PlaYa

No Sex

Postby mornecameron on Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:00 pm

A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.

Boy to his friend, "First day I took out her clothes waited for some time and we came back."

Friend asks him, "Only this much? Why?

Boy replies, "Because, she should not feel that I do not have courage to undress her."

Boy further tells his friend, "Second day, I undressed her and also undressed my self, and then we came back."

Friend again asked him, "Really? That's all?

Boy replies, "Yeah. Because, she should not feel that I can not control myself".

Boy further reports to his friend, "On third and last day, I undressed her, then I undressed myself, then I masturbated and we came back immediately."

Friend shockingly asks him, "No sex with her at all? Why?"

Boy replies, "Yeah. Because she should not feel that I can not manage with out her"
Current: VW Polo 1.2Tsi Highline (2015) - 81KW
Ex: Audi 2005 3.2 LTD Edition v6
Ex: Audi TT 1.8T 2001(Chipped and Tuned)
Ex: Audi A4 2.0 2008
Ex: Nissan 350z HL Fair Lady 2005
Ex: BMW E46 325i M Sport 2005
Ex: BMW E46 320i 2001
Ex: POLO Comfortline 1.6 2005
User avatar
yuppie dicer
Posts: 417
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:38 pm
Location: Cape Town

Return to Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest