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Christmas Humour

Postby mornecameron on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:30 pm

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Re: Christmas Humour

Postby yeo786 on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:36 pm

Naaarce...
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Re: Christmas Humour

Postby mornecameron on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:43 pm

yeo786 wrote:Naaarce...


i don't get that :scratch:
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Re: Christmas Humour

Postby yeo786 on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:50 pm

Nice, in slang :x
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Re: Christmas Humour

Postby mornecameron on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:56 pm

yeo786 wrote:Nice, in slang :x


Lol sorry I never grew up learning alota slang even though I live in belhar. My brothers and sisters are IT engineers and I have been following them ever since so I have kinda been a book worm. But don't me wrong I can be n wille bra as ek wil.
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Re: Christmas Humour

Postby PoPo on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:59 pm

mornecameron wrote:
yeo786 wrote:Nice, in slang :x


Lol sorry I never grew up learning alota slang even though I live in belhar. My brothers and sisters are IT engineers and I have been following them ever since so I have kinda been a book worm. But don't me wrong I can be n wille bra as ek wil.



Talking a bietjie in afrikaans does not a "wille bra" make :mrgreen:
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Re: Christmas Humour

Postby mornecameron on Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:03 pm

Pogo wrote:
mornecameron wrote:
yeo786 wrote:Nice, in slang :x


Lol sorry I never grew up learning alota slang even though I live in belhar. My brothers and sisters are IT engineers and I have been following them ever since so I have kinda been a book worm. But don't me wrong I can be n wille bra as ek wil.



Talking a bietjie in afrikaans does not a "wille bra" make :mrgreen:


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