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Beetles HAHA.

Postby mornecameron on Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:22 am

A little old lady was driving her VW beetle when she experienced some trouble…it died right there!
Well, she managed to get her vehicle out of traffic, got out via the driver’s door, proceeded to the front of the car, and raised the “bonnet”.
While she stood there looking, another elderly lady pulled up…also in a VW Beetle…and offered some assistance.
“What’s wrong?” the second lady asked the first.
“I seem to have lost my engine!” replied the first lady.
“OH! How lucky“, exclaimed the second lady “This car just happened to come with a spare one in the boot!”
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Re: Beetles HAHA.

Postby SWISS on Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:24 pm

mornecameron wrote:A little old lady was driving her VW beetle when she experienced some trouble…it died right there!
Well, she managed to get her vehicle out of traffic, got out via the driver’s door, proceeded to the front of the car, and raised the “bonnet”.
While she stood there looking, another elderly lady pulled up…also in a VW Beetle…and offered some assistance.
“What’s wrong?” the second lady asked the first.
“I seem to have lost my engine!” replied the first lady.
“OH! How lucky“, exclaimed the second lady “This car just happened to come with a spare one in the boot!”

:lol: That one made me smile a little :tongue:
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Re: Beetles HAHA.

Postby PoPo on Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:39 pm

4/10
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Re: Beetles HAHA.

Postby Hoosainameer on Tue May 08, 2012 1:14 pm

I give it 8/10 lol ...SADDAM...
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Re: Beetles HAHA.

Postby mornecameron on Wed May 09, 2012 12:57 pm

LOLZ
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Re: Beetles HAHA.

Postby golf_mk1_130kw on Wed May 09, 2012 2:51 pm

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