Att Morne !!!!!!

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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby PoPo on Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:10 am

IvanSK4 wrote:So... :scratch: It really looks like you managed to chase Morne away he he he :twisted:



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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby mornecameron on Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:28 pm

Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.The next guy doesn’t want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt.

The third guy doesn’t want to be shown up but he doesn’t have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her a$$, takes his 150 dollars and goes home!
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby zeer on Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:40 pm

after a visit 2 da makkie...auto...nd panelbeater....

a few mods....nd morne is bck........

start da movie music...lol
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby pepa on Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:30 pm

mornecameron wrote:Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.The next guy doesn’t want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt.

The third guy doesn’t want to be shown up but he doesn’t have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her a$$, takes his 150 dollars and goes home!


now wots teh moral of teh story......

your score depends on your reply.

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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby PoPo on Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:03 pm

what you expect from a guy who has Fart Simpson is his sig! :mrgreen:
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby mornecameron on Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:59 pm

pepa wrote:
mornecameron wrote:Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.The next guy doesn’t want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt.

The third guy doesn’t want to be shown up but he doesn’t have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her a$$, takes his 150 dollars and goes home!


now wots teh moral of teh story......

your score depends on your reply.

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Always keep your card on you. I don't know. this is a joke its just plain funny.

Or maybe its Dont waste your cash at strip clubs, your actually giving your cash to another dude.
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby supey on Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:45 pm

mornecameron wrote:
pepa wrote:
now wots teh moral of teh story......

your score depends on your reply.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Always keep your card on you. I don't know. this is a joke its just plain funny.

Or maybe its Dont waste your cash at strip clubs, your actually giving your cash to another dude.


u guys smaak eachother nuh. I can see pepa pulling his hair out for u
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby PoPo on Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:30 pm

pubic hair probably cause up top is as shiney as a freshly ported intake :mrgreen:
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby mornecameron on Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:52 am

No Rating?
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby SWISS on Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:09 am

mornecameron wrote:No Rating?

It is no longer viable for anyone to rate you...maybe you should start frequenting another topic
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby pepa on Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:27 am

wait for it.......wait.......

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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby pepa on Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:28 am

anybody else wanna try their hand at cracking a joke.

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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby PoPo on Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:44 am

pepa wrote:anybody else wanna try their hand at cracking a joke.

:?



Just give him a good f&#$%&* rating so that he can start posting actual stuff pertaining to Veedubz instead of jokes! :mrgreen:
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby supey on Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:44 pm

Pogo wrote:
pepa wrote:anybody else wanna try their hand at cracking a joke.

:?



Just give him a good f&#$%&* rating so that he can start posting actual stuff pertaining to Veedubz instead of jokes! :mrgreen:


LMAO ... why's a rating so important in the first place? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Att Morne !!!!!!

Postby supey on Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:51 pm

lemme try !!!

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