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Gay People... Funny, no offense to em

Postby mornecameron on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:54 am

A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first fag said. "Excuse me, but I have to fart." He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss." A few miles down the road, the second fag announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart." The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss." "Jesus Fuckin Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can't even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse. "Ohhh!" one fag exclaimed, turning to the other. "You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!"
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Re: Gay People... Funny, no offense to em

Postby pepa on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:10 pm

u gettin der....... :mrgreen:
at least i laughed

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Re: Gay People... Funny, no offense to em

Postby SWISS on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:24 pm

pepa wrote:u gettin der....... :mrgreen:
at least i laughed

ermmmm 4.5/10

:cheers: now now Pepa...you getting soft in your old age :lol:
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Re: Gay People... Funny, no offense to em

Postby yeo786 on Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:23 pm

pepa wrote:u gettin der....... :mrgreen:
at least i laughed

ermmmm 4.5/10


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Re: Gay People... Funny, no offense to em

Postby riyaaz on Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:59 pm

yeo786 wrote:
pepa wrote:u gettin der....... :mrgreen:
at least i laughed

ermmmm 4.5/10


That's the record now


I got a 6/10 already :tongue: :mrgreen: :cheers:
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Re: Gay People... Funny, no offense to em

Postby yeo786 on Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:02 am

riyaaz wrote:
yeo786 wrote:
pepa wrote:u gettin der....... :mrgreen:
at least i laughed

ermmmm 4.5/10


That's the record now


I got a 6/10 already :tongue: :mrgreen: :cheers:


Now you hold the record :salut:
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