JOB INTERVIEW AT GOVERMENT

[RONALDO NO 9]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says,"Yes.  A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says,

"OK, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 AM To 4:00 PM.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00AM, and plan on starting at 10:00 AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM,

why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 AM?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says,

"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that."

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TRUE TRUE

[Nicola]

LOL, Jy! Chella works at the Government!
And I`m not making jokes now... Just ask him!

[RONALDO NO 9]

and brad

[Nicola]

Nuh? LOL, I didn`t know!

[Krakie]

What time do they start working

[Lycan]

when i greet and not take their hands u know y lmj

[B.:RAD_MK2]

and brad

i do not work for government buddy...

[Yakuza Racer]